MAGGIE’S XMAS LIST
My little ponies
My own lantern
Bows made by mama
A whole Elsa collection of stuff
New socks, pants, shirts, dresses
“New pairs of underwears (it all rhymes!)
There’s just sooooOOOooOoOOoo much I want for Christmas. Do you have any ideas of stuff I might want for Christmas? Oh oh oh oh and you know the Palace Pet app? I want a new Palace Pet.”
TOMMY’S XMAS LIST
Minecraft (or any) Legos
iTunes gift card
Chinese playmobil figures
Anything with a marble
Maggie: I know how Santa gets his presents. He buys them on Amazon.
We’ve spent a lot of time at the Apple Store lately.
Yes. She is lounging in a recliner of foam packaging for a mixing board, eating cream cheese from the brick with a spoon.
Tommy: When I grow up, I want to be a movie maker. If they haven’t thought of Lego Movie 2 by then, I’ll make that. Or Incredibles 2. I’ll be like the next Disney or something.
Maggie: I want to be an inventor. But all girls probably want to be inventors. Except Rebekah wants to be a princess.
Tommy: THAT’S not gonna happen.
The seasons according to Maggie: normal season and winter.
Maggie: My mermaid tail has to be perfectional.
Wait wait wait wait wait. I’m confused about Jesus.
Was he a baby when he came out or a huma…a grown up?
What’s a pussycat?
[Me: Maggie, lie down.] her: I can’t! …Because I don’t want to.
How can I see with these eyes that are just white and brown? Does anybody have pink eyes? I wish I had pink eyes.
Do you know what a hootenanny is?
Is there a way to go to sleep? There’s got to be a cure for that. Tell me. Teeeelllll. Meeeeee!!!!
Do you know who Bethlehem is?
Tommy: Just saying “diarrhea” is terrifying.