Tommy: Just saying “diarrhea” is terrifying.
Run, Rudolph Run by Chuck Berry came on. Tommy: Is this the second Rudolph song? Like after he became a star?
Maggie: Mama, do you love when I help you cook or hate it?
Me: I LOVE you!
Maggie: So…you hate it?
Maggie: Mama, do you know what I want? [no. What?] I don’t know.
Maggie: If I get married I’ll definitely invite you to my wedding.
Tommy: Sometimes you poop your fruit of the spirit out and that’s not good. Right?
Maggie, “praying”: JESUS, GIVE US ANOTHER GIRL BABY!
[then in the voice of Jesus] Don’t even worry about it!
Then she composed and performed a song to that effect.
Me: woah. Don’t fall on me.
Maggie: I wasn’t. I was coming to sit by you in a fancy way.